Today's meeting was called to discuss the implementation of a new policy to make all meetings more confusingประก prophets of doom, who shall not be named. The chairperson, Bureaucrat McSchemington, presented a 37-page document detailing the intricacies of the proposed policy, including but not limited to:
The meeting attendees were divided on the matter, with some calling it a "bold step forward" while others described it as "an affront to sanity." A vote was taken, and it appears that 3 out of 4 members are in favor of the new policy. The fourth member, Zephyr "Zeus" Zingpocket, abstained due to a prior commitment to attend a meeting on the history of dental hygiene.
Adjournment was called at 4:37 PM, after which the committee retired to their favorite watering hole to discuss further the intricacies of their proposed policy. Stay tuned for further updates!