Committee for the Advancement of Totally Not Doing Anything

Agenda for the meeting of the 12th of Never

• 1:00 PM - Arrival and pointless small talk
• 2:00 PM - Review of the last meeting's lack of accomplishments
• 3:00 PM - The committee chairperson will not do anything productive today
• 4:00 PM - Break for coffee and existential despair

Chairperson, Bob Johnson

Secretary, Jane Doe

Vice Chairperson, John Smith

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