Committee Agenda
Meeting Date: 2023-02-01
Proposal 1: "More Bells for the Bureaucratic Bureaucrats" by Jane Doe
Summary: We need more bells. Many more bells.
Background: Our current bell collection is woefully inadequate. We require a minimum of 5 additional bells per employee to meet modern standards.
Proposed Solution: Install 5 new bells in the main conference room, and 3 in the break room. This will ensure that all employees can clearly hear when it's their turn to talk.
Implementation Plan: Hire a bell-buying committee to source and purchase the bells. Schedule installation for 3 weeks from now. Provide 2 hours of training on bell etiquette for all staff.
Budget: $10,000 (includes bell-buying committee, installation, and bell etiquette training)