Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the meaninglessness of existence
• Item 2: Debate the merits of beige vs. beige
• Item 3: Decide whether or not to have donuts
• Item 1: Read the minutes from the meeting on the meaninglessness of existence
• Item 2: Watch a 10-minute video on the history of beige
• Item 3: Vote on whether or not to have donuts

Meeting Minutes: We accomplished nothing.

This meeting was brought to you by the Committee of the Unimpressed, a group of people who are not impressed.