Committee of the Unremarkable: Meeting Minutes

We, the Committee of the Unremarkable, gather here to discuss the truly unremarkable.

Today's agenda:

• Item 1: The Unremarkable Sock Puppet
• Item 2: The Unremarkable Toaster
• Item 3: The Unremarkable Fjord

Discussion:

1. Is a sock puppet truly unremarkable if it's made of actual socks?
2. Is a toaster truly unremarkable if it's covered in flashing lights?
3. Is the Fjord truly unremarkable if it's secretly a portal to another dimension?

Decisions:

• Define 'unremarkable' as having no distinguishing feature.
• Recommend the Unremarkable Toaster for further study.
• Send a strongly worded letter to the Fjord's dimensional overlords demanding it cease its interdimensional shenanigans.

Next Meeting:

Wednesday. Same time. Same place. Don't forget your lunch!

Related Pages:

• Previous Meeting Minutes
• Committee Members with Unremarkable Haircuts
• Decisions of the Committee of the Inane