Committee for the Unification of Unicorns and Other Magical Beings

Meetings held every Tuesday, Thursday, and Sunday at 9pm EST.

Resolution 345: Mandatory Sparkle Time

A motion to establish a daily 10-minute Sparkle Time for all magical creatures, to be taken at 3:14 AM every morning.

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Resolution 346: Free Unicorn Haircuts

A motion to allow all unicorns to wear their manes in whatever style they desire, without fear of ridicule or criticism.

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Implementation Details for Resolution 345

Unicorns will be provided with Sparkle Time scheduling tools, and a Sparkle Time ambassador will be appointed to ensure compliance.

A 5% increase in Sparkle Time will be implemented for all creatures who participate in Sparkle Time for at least 30 consecutive days.

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Implementation Details for Resolution 346

A Sparkle Time advisory committee will be established to provide counsel on all matters of mane styling.

A free Sparkle Time hair salon will be provided for all unicorns who wish to partake in this new freedom.

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