After an exhaustive search for someone, anyone, to attend our meetings, we have finally found our esteemed nominees for the 2023 Committee Elections! Congratulations, nominees!
| Category | Candidate | Platform |
|---|---|---|
| Chairman of the Committee for the Rest of Eternity | Bethany "The Unrelentless" Jenkins | "I promise to make more meetings, with even more coffee." |
| Vice Chairman of Unproductive Debating Society | Reginald "The Unending" P. Bottomsworth | "I vow to ensure our meetings last longer, and are more boring than ever." |
| Treasure of Time Management | Larry W. "The Procrastinator" McSweeneys | "I will master the ancient art of doing nothing productive, for hours, and hours, and hours." |