Attendees:
- John, the Committee Chair (who's really just the committee)
- Jane, the Secretary (who's really just the coffee machine)
- Bob, the Guy with a Question (who's really just trying to get a meeting with the boss)
Agenda:
- Introduction by John (who's really just introducing himself)
- Discussion of the Important Topic (which was really just a tangent)
- Conclusion by Jane (who's really just typing 'The End')
Actions:
- Action Item 1: John will try to make the meeting more interesting.
- Action Item 2: Jane will make more coffee.
- Action Item 3: Bob will not fall asleep.
Decisions:
- To have a longer meeting next week.
Adjourned by John (because someone had to make a decision).
Decisions