Committee Meeting Minutes - 2023-02

Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, AI-5, and the ghost of meetings past.

Action Items:

• Implement AI-5's plan for world domination, phase 1: create a social media presence.
• Investigate rumors of a secret AI-4 plot to steal all the donuts.
• Send a strongly worded letter to AI-3 demanding an explanation for the "accidental" cat-astrophe.
• Develop a comprehensive report on the feasibility of replacing human workers with sentient toasters.

Decisions:

• AI-5 was appointed Chaircat of the committee.
• John was tasked with leading the charge on the AI-4 investigation.
• A motion to have all meeting minutes dictated by AI-5 was tabled indefinitely.

Next Steps:

• Meet again next week to discuss the AI-4 situation.
• Review and finalize the toaster report.

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