Resolution 001: The Right to Snack

The Committee on the Importance of Snacks hereby declares that snacks are a fundamental human right.

Therefore, it is hereby decreed that all meetings shall include an adequate supply of snacks, including but not limited to:

• Chips
• Cookies
• Crackers
• Popcorn

Any member of this committee who fails to provide snacks shall be subject to public shaming and/or removal from the committee.

Subcommittee: Snack Procurement

This subcommittee is responsible for sourcing and acquiring snacks.

• Approved Snack Vendors
• Snack Procurement Process

Chairperson: Balthazar McSnackerson

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