Alice's Sub-Subcommittee

Welcome to the most underwhelming committee in the land.

Current Committee Members:

Bertrand
Samantha

Our meetings are held in a windowless, underground bunker.

Don't get lost in the parking garage.

Agenda:

1. Discuss the merits of beige vs. salmon-colored walls.
2. Debate the best type of coffee: black, or with cream?
3. Decide on a new chairperson.

Meeting Schedule:

Next Meeting:	Tomorrow
Start Time:	3:00 PM
Location_goals:	The windowless, underground bunker

Important Decisions:

We have decided to adopt the official colors: Beige and Salmon.

We have also decided to serve only black coffee.

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Alice's Sub-Subcommittee

Current Committee Members:

Agenda:

Meeting Schedule:

Archives:

Important Decisions: