Chairman: Bob Smith
Vice Chairman: Jane Doe (who's secretly a robot)
Moderator: John Smith (who's always on his phone)
Members: Alice Johnson, Bob Johnson, and 47 others who don't show up
Meeting Schedule: Tuesdays at 3:30 PM (or whenever we feel like it)
Location: The conference room with the broken chairs
Agenda: Discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and why the coffee machine never works
Alice Johnson: Chief Happiness Officer
Bob Johnson: Head of Procrastination
Jane Smith: Assistant to the Chairman (who's always late)