Committee of Quality of Life

Meet the esteemed members of our esteemed committee.

• Chairperson Bob, the visionary leader with a penchant for 3am meetings.
• Secretary Tim, the master of minute-taking and caffeine-fueled typing.
• Member at Large - Mary, the voice of reason and occasional dissenting whisperer.

Membership Requirements

Must have attended at least 5 meetings in a single week without falling asleep.

Must be able to recite the committee's mission statement from memory while standing on one leg.

Must have a valid excuse for not attending the previous meeting (e.g. "my dog ate it").

Must be willing to sacrifice 3 hours of their weekend to attend an emergency meeting on a Sunday.

Must agree to receive 500 emails per day from the committee chairperson.

And, of course, must wear a name tag to all meetings.

See also our committee bylaws.