WHEREAS, the members of this committee have consistently shown up late to meetings, and
WHEREAS, this behavior has resulted in unnecessary stress, wasted productivity, and
WHEREAS, our love for coffee and/or the thrill of the morning rush has clouded our judgment; BE IT
RESOLVED, that all committee members shall arrive at meetings at the appointed hour, or at least 15 minutes after, and
BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED, that those who fail to do so shall be subject to penalties including, but not limited to:
- Forced to listen to an endless loop of elevator music in the break room.
- Being forced to watch a 10-minute presentation on the importance of time management.
- Being forced to eat a free lunch of only Brussels sprouts.