Zero-Gravity Meeting Room

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the merits of zero-gravity toilets
• Item 2: Consider the impact of weightlessness on meeting attendance
• Item 3: Vote on the best way to keep astronauts' hair from floating away

Meeting Participants:

• John Doe, Chair
• Prophets of Protocol, Protocol Officer
• Breakfast in Space, Snack Coordinator

Notes:

• It was decided that zero-gravity toilets are a must-have for any serious space program.
• A motion was made to require all meeting attendees to wear their hair tied back with a rubber band.

Next Steps:

• Send a report to Mission Control recommending the installation of zero-gravity toilets in all space-faring vehicles.
• Schedule a follow-up meeting to discuss the finer points of zero-gravity hair care.

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