Rule 1: No one is allowed to use the phrase 'Synergy' unless it's absolutely necessary.
Rule 2: All meetings will start on time, unless someone forgets their laptop, and even then, we'll still start on time because we're not made of patience.
Rule 3: The person who uses the most jargon in one meeting will be forced to listen to an endless loop of 'Who Let the Dogs Chase Their Tails' on a tinny, distorted speaker.
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