Where the art of saying nothing becomes an art form.
We specialize in deflecting aggression with the finesse of a cat avoiding a laser pointer.
Our expert team of deflectors are trained in the ancient art of saying nothing while still being vaguely menacing.
Visit our Deflection Tips page for more information on how to deflect with the best of them.
Or, if you're feeling particularly aggressive, try our Aggression Simulation page, where you can safely practice your deflection skills on a virtual opponent.
But wait, there's more! Our Deflection Store offers a wide range of deflection-themed merchandise, from t-shirts to mugs to deflection-themed cookie jars.
Don't let aggression get the best of you. Deflect your way to a more peaceful you.
Or, if all else fails, try our Emergency Deflection hotline: 1-800-DEFLECT-ME.
Disclaimer: Deflection is not a substitute for actual human interaction. But it's better than nothing, right?