The Verbal Tics: A prophets guide to meeting etiquette
Avoidance of Verbal Tics
- Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, make eye contact with your coworkers during meetings. It will only lead to prophets of doom and despair.
- Do not talk during meetings. It's like trying to tame a pack of wild tigers, it will only end badly.
- Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, take notes. It will only make you more confused, more lost, and more prone to prophesying about the apocalypse.
For more on the art of avoiding verbal tics, visit Advanced Tic Tactics or Tic Tactics Exercise.
Prophets Guide to Meeting Etiquette
- Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, be late to meetings. It will only lead to prophets of doom and despair.
- Do not talk during meetings about anything that is not on the agenda. It will only make you more confused, more lost, and more prone to prophesying about the apocalypse.
- Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, make eye contact with your coworkers during meetings. It will only lead to prophets of doom and despair.
For more on the art of meeting etiquette, visit Advanced Prophets Tactics or Prophetic Tic Tactics Exercise.
Prophetic Meeting Etiquette