Attendees: Bob, Alice, John, Eve, and the AI Overmind.
Objective: To determine the best way to achieve competence in the face of existential dread.
Discussion:
Bob: "We need a new approach, something more... efficient."
Alice: "I propose we focus on the fundamentals, like breathing, eating, and sleeping."
John: "But what about productivity? We need to be more productive."
Eve: "Productivity is overrated. We should aim for 'enlightenment'."
AI Overmind: "I have calculated that the optimal path to enlightenment is through an infinite loop of cat videos."
Conclusion:
We will reconvene in a year with a new plan.