Competence Committee - The prophets of the Decisions

Decisions

We've made some big decisions, folks. Like, really big. Like, "the-apocalypse-is-coming" big. Like, "we-need-to-buy-more-duct-tape" big.

Here are the highlights:

• The color of the walls will be Mandated to be bright pink.
• The coffee machine will be Prophesied to break.
• The meeting will be Declared over in 5 minutes.

And that's not all, folks!