Meetings: Where Competence is Overrated

Why Bother with Meetings?

Meetings are the perfect place to waste your time, pretend to care, and subtly sabotage the competition. It's like a never-ending game of "Who can make the most unnecessary slides?"

Types of Meetings

• Boring Presentations - Where one person drones on for hours, using 20% of the slides.
• Silent Sessions - A meeting where everyone pretends to be interested, but is secretly checking their email.
• Competency Show - Where everyone tries to outdo each other in a ridiculous display of "I'm with the team!" posturing.
• Decision by Coin Flip - Because, honestly, who needs data, anyway?