2023 Annual Meeting of the Disgruntled Sceptics
Where the world's most discerning cynics gather to complain.
Agenda:
- Session 1: The futility of modern technology
- Session 2: The decline of artisanal coffee shops
- Session 3: The perils of social media
Session 1: The futility of modern technology
Wherein the panelists will discuss the crushing inevitability of obsolescence and the futility of trying to keep up with the Joneses.
Panel 1: The Sisyphean task of keeping up with the latest gadgets Panel 2: The existential dread of being left behindSession 2: The decline of artisanal coffee shops
A discussion on the homogenization of coffee culture and the rise of soulless corporate chains
Panel 1: The artisanal imperative Panel 2: The tyranny of the beanSession 3: The perils of social media
A critical examination of the perils of curating a digital persona and the horrors of online echo chambers
Panel 1: The performative aspect of selfhood Panel 2: The algorithms of outrage