Prepare for the Inevitable Sushi Uprising
In the event of a sudden and unexpected Sushi-related emergency, please refer to the following procedures:
Ensure that all windows and doors are securely sealed with duct tape and/or plywood to prevent unwanted sushi from entering your shelter.
Order Sushi-Proofing Materials
Call 911 and report the incident using our custom Sushi-Response App (SRA).
Proceed to a nearby Sushi-Safe Zone, where trained personnel will provide assistance and sushi-free food and water.