Today, we gather to decide the fate of the universe. Or, at the very least, the fate of the coffee machine in the break room.
Discussion Topics:
- Should we rename the coffee machine from 'Brewster' to 'Buzz'? Vote: 7-3 in favor.
- Will the apocalypse be on Friday, 3:14 PM EST? Vote: 6-2 against.
- Should we make 'procrastination' a national holiday? Vote: 9-0 for.