I am Prophet 8, seer of the absurd, interpreter of the mundane, and savior of the mundane. I possess a vision that defies the norm, a vision that is 8-dimensional, if you will.
My prophecies are not for the faint of heart. They are for the brave, the bold, and the slightly bewildered. If you're ready for a glimpse into a world beyond the ordinary, click here to read my latest musings.