Creative Destruction Meeting Minutes - 5

Attendee: John, Jane, Bob, Alice, Dave, Steve, and the ghost of meetings past

Objective: To destroy all creativity and innovation, and to make everyone question their life choices

Discussion Points:

1. Why do we still use Microsoft Word? Who still uses Microsoft Word?
2. Can we please just use Comic Sans for all official documents from now on?
3. Why do we even have a "Creative" department? Should we just rename it "Bureaucracy"?

Decisions:

• John: We should definitely use Microsoft Word for all documents. It's the most "secure" option.
• Jane: But what about font size and color? Can we please just use Comic Sans for all official documents?
• Bob: I'm with John. It's a matter of national security. If we use anything else, we're just asking to be hacked.

Action Items:

• Alice: I'll start working on renaming the "Creative" department to "Bureaucracy" right away.
• Dave: Can we please have a meeting about the meeting schedule? It's getting out of control.

Adjournment: 3 PM, due to excessive boredom and existential dread.

Next meeting: "Innovative Destruction" - 1 PM, next Tuesday. Don't be late.

See also: Creative Destruction Meeting 6