Credentials - AKA I'm Not Good at This

I've got a degree in "The Art of Procrastination" from the University of YouTube. I'm a certified master of doing absolutely nothing productive.

My credentials include:

• Master of Google Search (I can find anything, but not actually do anything with it)
• Expert-level Bureaucratic Red Tape Navigation (I can find the perfect excuse for not doing something)
• Advanced-level Procrastination Techniques (I can spend hours on cat videos and still claim it's "research")
• Honorary degree in "I Don't Care-ness" from the University of Never Getting Anything Done

Want to see my credentials in action? View my impressive list of failed projects