DEADLINE TUESDAY MEETING

Agenda for the Unlucky

Today's Schedule:

• 10:00 AM - Arrival of the Damned
• 10:30 AM - The Apocalypse Briefing
• 11:15 AM - Coffee Break (for those who forgot to bring a thermos)
• 11:30 AM - Project Update: "The World is Ending"
• 12:00 PM - Lunch: Canned Goods and Fears

Remember, every day is a struggle, but today is a deadline.