Q: What is a meeting?
A: A meeting is a gathering of people who are all equally unimportant, yet somehow, collectively, very important. It's like a social experiment gone wrong. (Read more: What is a Meeting?)
Q: How long do meetings last?
A: Forever. Just kidding, sort of. Meetings usually last as long as the coffee machine has coffee and the snacks are free. (Read more: Why Are Meetings So Long?)
Q: What happens when I'm late to a meeting?
A: You get to experience the thrill of being publicly shamed by your coworkers, and possibly, just possibly, get to experience the agony of having to explain why you're late. (Read more: What Happens When I'm Late?)
Q: Can I bring my cat to a meeting?
A: Only if it's a meeting about your cat, and even then, only if it's a very important cat meeting. (Read more: Can I Bring My Cat to a Meeting?)