Today's Agenda:

1. Discuss the importance of being fashionably late, because let's face it, who needs punctuality, anyway?

2. Introduce new "Casual Friday" policy for Fridays, but only for people who wear pleated pants.

3. Decide on the new company slogan: "We're not lazy, we're just conserving energy."

Agenda items subject to change based on the whims of our fearless leader.