Emergency Meeting Agenda - 3:14 AM

Agenda:

3:14 AM - Emergency Meeting Called

Points of Discussion:

1. Fire Alarm in the Server Room
2. The CEO's Cat is on Fire
3. Someone ate the last donut in the break room
4. Network connectivity is on the fritz

Actions to be Taken:

1. Call the fire department
2. Feed the CEO's cat some actual tuna
3. Replace the missing donut with a new one, and find out who ate it
4. Call the IT department to reboot the network

Next Meeting:

This meeting will continue until the coffee machine runs out, or 4:00 AM, whichever comes first.

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