Called in response to the impending doom of our quarterly sales report, the emergency meeting was a resounding success!
- Agenda Item 1: Panic Mode Activated
- Discussion Item A: Fretting About Numbers
- Sub-Discussion 1: Cursing the Existence of Spreadsheets
- Sub-Discussion 2: Wailing About the State of the World
- Discussion Item B: Fretting About Deadlines
- Sub-Discussion 1: Cursing the Concept of Time Management
- Sub-Discussion 2: Wailing About the Inadequacy of Our To-Do Lists
- Decision Item C: Panic, Repeat, Panic Again
- Discussion Item A: Fretting About Numbers
- Agenda Item 2: Emergency Coffee Break
- Discussion Item A: The Importance of Sustenance in Times of Crisis
- Decision Item B: More Coffee, Please!
- Agenda Item 3: The Future of Our Existence
- Discussion Item A: The Inevitability of Our Doom
- Decision Item B: Pretending We Have a Plan