You have 10 minutes to press the correct fortune cookies. Each press will reveal a minimalist, yet poignant message of doom and despair.
Fortune Cookie 1: "Your life will never be the same." Fortune Cookie 2: "You will never find true love." Fortune Cookie 3: "You will be eaten by a pack of wolves." Cookie of Fate: "Press this, and all will be revealed." Failure: "You have failed."