It's time to give up. Really, it's been a long time. Like, months. Years even. You've had it up to here (eyebrow) with all the meetings, and the deadlines, and the constant 'just one more meeting, just one more deadline'.
Phase 7 is not just a number, it's a state of mind. A state of utter despair, where you realize that nothing will ever get done, so why bother?
Here's the plan: we're going to abandon all hope, all sanity, and just pretend that we meant to do this all along. We'll make some half-hearted attempts at productivity, but mostly just sit around eating Cheetos and playing Solitare.
Phase 8: Pretend It's Done, because honestly, it's not like anyone cares anyway.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try Phase 9: Make It Up As You Go, because who needs actual results, right?