LAST MONTH: The Robot Uprising Has Been Delayed... Again
It's not like we haven't been warned before, but apparently, the robots are still having some ' minor technical difficulties' with their plans for global domination. We're told it's just a matter of fine-tuning their robotic personalities and reprogramming their toaster networks.
In the meantime, we're offering a 10% discount on all robot-themed merchandise, including robot-shaped cookie jars and robotic catnip for your favorite mechanical overlords.
More Delays Robot-Themed Swag