Meetings: The Never-Ending Story

Next week is shaping up to be a real treat. We have meetings upon meetings upon meetings. You might as well just set your calendar to "Always Monday" and be done with it.

• Monday: "Emergency Meeting: The Coffee Machine Broke"
• Tuesday: "Status Update: Because We Haven't Had Any Actual Work"
• Wednesday: "The Meeting to Discuss the Other Meeting"
• Thursday: "The Meeting to Decide What Meeting We'll Have on Friday"
• Friday: "The Meeting to Discuss Why We Can't Meet on Fridays Because We're All Already Exhausted"

We're not even getting into the weekend. That's just a myth.