Next Week's Agenda

Wednesday's Meeting of Despair - Where Dreams Go to Die

Agenda:

09:00 AM - 09:30 AM: "Tentative" Feature Request for the "Must-Have" Button
09:30 AM - 10:30 AM: "Urgent" Meeting with the CEO about "Urgent" Matters
10:30 AM - 12:00 PM: "Emergency" Lunch Break - Donuts and Despair
01:00 PM - 03:00 PM: "Critical" Meeting with Marketing about "Critical" Successes

Notes:

Remember to water the "Must-Have" button with holy water before presenting.
Don't mention the "Urgent" meeting with the CEO, or you'll be forced to eat a sandwich.
During the "Emergency" lunch break, please do not make eye contact with the CEO.
Bring 5 copies of the "Critical" report, one for each department.