Team Standup: "I'm Not a Morning Person" Edition

We're having a team standup today, and I'm not exactly feeling it. Like, I'm pretty sure I'm allergic to morning people. They're like, so... loud and bright and... ugh.

But, I guess that's just me. Anyway, let's get this over with:

What did I do yesterday?

I spent 4 hours in the bathroom, contemplating life

What do I plan to do today?

I'll probably just stare at this wall for a bit

Any impediments in my work?

My brain is made of lead, and it's in a box