DEADLOCK MEETING

Where ideas come to die

We've been here for 4 hours and 32 minutes. Someone needs to make a decision.

A: I thought we agreed to meet here at 2pm.

B: I could've sworn we said 3pm. Or was it 5?

C: *checks notes* I'm pretty sure it was 2:30. Or was that the last coffee break?

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