Decision Time

At the 45-minute mark, it's time to wrap up this meeting. We've got 15 minutes to decide on the following:

Option A: Buy new chairs for the conference room

Pros:

• Will make the meeting feel less like a Soviet-era propaganda session
• May reduce eye strain from staring at the old, worn-out ones
• Could be a nice tax write-off

Option B: Continue to meet in a cramped, windowless conference room

Pros:

• Will make the meeting feel more like a cult indoctrination session
• May increase productivity by forcing everyone to focus (or pretend to)
• Could be a great opportunity to practice our "forced intimacy" skills