Meeting Minutes: Declaring Bankruptcy with Flair
Meeting Attendees:
- CEO, John Smith
- CFO, Jane Doe
- HR Manager, Bob Johnson
- Intern, Larry McFail
Meeting Objective:
- Declare bankruptcy with panache
- Minimize losses, maximize drama
Meeting Highlights:
- CEO: "We're broke. Like, really broke."
- CFO: "I knew it. I told you so."
- HR Manager: "I'm going to need to fire everyone."
- Intern: "Can I just get a severance package in advance? Asking for a friend."
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