The Great Hierarchy Murder

Today's agenda is simple: kill the hierarchy.

Item 1: Remove all unnecessary meetings

Item 2: Eliminate pointless bureaucracy

Item 3: Slaughter the paperwork

Action Items:

• Eliminate the HR Department
• Destroy the Performance Review
• Kill the Email Thread

Decision Points:

• Do we really need to have a meeting to discuss the meeting?
• Can we just have pizza and call it a "Team Building" event?
• Is it possible to just have a "no-meeting" meeting?

Next Steps:

• Assign the task of killing the hierarchy to John from IT.
• Set up a "Murder Meeting" with the entire company.
• Provide a cake for the "Victory Celebration" after the deed is done.