Meetings: Deciding on the Decision: Alternative Scenario

Wherein our brave heroes consider the unthinkable: what if we had decided to go with the other option?

As it turns out, the consequences of this alternate reality are dire:

Consequences of the Alternative Decision

Our CEO is now a professional snail trainer.
The company's stock is in the toilet.
Our employees have been replaced by a sentient AI that's been feeding them endless memes.

And so, we are left with a choice:

A) Accept our fate and learn to live with snails in the boardroom

B) Try to reboot the company, but risk losing all progress made in the original timeline

Or C) Just pretend this never happened and have a nice cup of coffee while contemplating the meaninglessness of existence