Meeting Minutes: Slaughter Method Selection

Meeting Summary

The Great and Powerful Council of Slaughterers gathered to discuss the most humane (or inhumane) way to dispatch our enemies. After much deliberation and debate, we have reached a decision.

We will be using the "Shower of Doom" method, where our victims will be subjected to an onslaught of sharp knives, hot water, and soothing jazz music. It's a classic.

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