DECISION 3: THE TRUTH REVEALED

After much deliberation, we have come to the prophets' conclusion that the best way to make the company's new policy is... to do it our own way.

Details of the decision are as follows:

The company will now operate on a schedule of 4-day workweeks with an extra 2 hours of paid nap time on Wednesdays.
Our team will be known as the "Decision Prophets" and will be required to wear matching neon-colored robes to all meetings.
We have also decided that Fridays will now be "Casual Disco Day" with mandatory disco music and a free supply of polyester suits.

For more information on the Decision Prophets, visit our subpage:

prophets/manifesto/

Or, for the latest on Casual Disco Day, visit:

And, if you're feeling brave, check out our infamous "Prophet's Predictions" subpage: