In the year 2023, our great leaders gathered to make the most important decision of the century: the fate of the snack budget. After hours of deliberation, they emerged with the following prophecies:
"The people shall be fed with a never-ending supply of cheetos, and the land shall be forever changed."
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"A great famine shall beset the land, but not for the want of cheese, for it shall be a famine of the imagination, for the people shall be so distracted by the Cheeto Empire that they shall forget the very concept of cheese."
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