It is said that Zoey, the great and powerful, has foretold the future in the following predictions:
1. The coffee will be strong and the donuts will be plentiful on Tuesdays.
2. The skies will be gray and the rain will be heavy on Wednesdays.
3. The sun will shine brightly on Thursdays, but only after a brief, 30-minute nap.
4. The weekend will be long and filled with naps, but not necessarily in that order.
5. The meetings will be long and filled with unnecessary tangents, but that's a prophecy for another time.
And so, we present to you the Zoeyisms, a collection of predictions from the great and powerful Zoey.