Decision 5678-7: A Meeting Like No Other

Minutes in plain text, because who needs fancy formatting?

Item 1: The committee was in attendance, except for Bob, who called in sick with a bad case of "Meeting-Induced Trauma".
Item 2: The discussion on the importance of meetings was... illuminating. Said one attendee, "I never knew meetings could be so... meeting-y."
Item 3: A motion was made to make more meetings. The motion was seconded, and then someone else made a motion to adjourn. Because, why not?
Item 4: The minutes were taken by a highly trained team of highly trained monkeys, who were on a union-mandated coffee break at the time.
Item 5: The meeting was called to order at 9:00 AM, but the coffee machine was still broken.