MEETING SUMMARY 9012-4: THE GREAT "I DON'T KNOW" CONSPIRACY

Called to order by: Bob Johnson, Department Head of "I'll Figure it Out Later"

AGENDA:

• Item 1: I don't know.
• Item 2: I don't know.
• Item 3: I don't know, but let's just pretend like I'm trying.

ACTION ITEMS:

• Assign task to someone else.
• Call meeting in 5 minutes to rehash what was already discussed.
• Send email to 12 people, hoping someone will know what to do.

DECISIONS:

• Decision 1: Do something. (But not too much.)
• Decision 2: Do nothing, and pretend it was intentional.
• Decision 3: I don't know, but let's just go with what Bob Johnson says.

ACTION ITEMS:

• Assign task to someone else.
• Call meeting in 5 minutes to rehash what was already discussed.
• Send email to 12 people, hoping someone will know what to do.

NEXT MEETING:

This meeting will reconvene in 5 minutes, when we will rehash the same decisions and actions.

RELATED DOCUMENTS:

• Meeting Summary 9012-5: The Great "I'll Get Around to It" Debacle
• Meeting Summary 9012-6: The "We're Not Doing That" Uprising

CONTACT:

Bob Johnson, Department Head of "I'll Figure it Out Later" (contact@idontknow.org)