At Decision Junction 3, the fate of the universe hangs in the balance as our esteemed panel of experts weighs in on the most pressing issue of our time: pineapple as a pizza topping.
It's a question that has puzzled philosophers, theologians, and pizza enthusiasts alike for centuries. Should the sweet and tangy flavor of pineapple be allowed to sully the good name of the classic margherita, or does the classic combination of tomato sauce, cheese, and basil still reign supreme?
Vote: Pineapple Stays, a passionate argument in favor of the fruit's sweet charm
Vote: Pineapple Goes, a scathing critique of the topping's divisive influence
Vote: The Middle Ground, a moderate proposal that finds a compromise between the two sides
But wait, there's more! Join us in the comments below to join the discussion and have your say in the Great Pizza Debate!